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- is going out on a date tonight. That I am. This bitch is annoying. I'm gonna go out on a date with them,

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- but we're not gonna tell her that I'm going. I'll just hide in the trunk. Okay, this is the plan. When

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- you're in here, you pull those things. That's what she'll be doing. So just pull that.

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- I can see you there, you jump back, you have a seat.

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- You know, I'm thinking about buying a $1,200 digital camera.

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- I hate words. I really wanna die. What? Exactly. I see.

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- Unless it was a shock. You let me get it. Well, I'd just be like, well, you know, we're both going to

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- die if that happens. I wish I was jumping in there. You think I'm rich? I'm broke. That's right,

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- I'm rich. I'm brokeer than broke. I need to earn money this semester.

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- I shouldn't even hang out with you, you're too brave aren't you? I'm serious. I'm gonna storm off and

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- look at me if I do. I can't afford you a dinner. I'm not saying any taxes.

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- I think I'm fat enough to consume a taxi. I get all my taxis back up again. Really? Except for Steve.

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- So do I. Kind of. I lie to the government. I'm fine, man. What am I gonna do? I'll be an Australian

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- and they're gonna catch me. Sometimes I roll things. And kill babies. Okay, that's fine.

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- Yeah.

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- Looks like Luke and Jenny, if that's her name, are having a good time in there. She totally busted me

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- videotaping their date. Then I'll have to scurry back and climb in the trunk before they are done.

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- I just bought it really bad. Wow. What smells? Oh, nasty. Quick, let's leave and leave the fart in the

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- apartment with her. Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, nasty. Smells like happy dad enjoys my present. Smells like diarrhea.

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- Goddamn. Hey, what's your name?

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- Fuck. What? No, it's just, uh, I mean, yeah.